Ok. I know this is a stupid idea and these things aren't really supposed to work or anything, but if I can't get laid tonight, what am I out by trying an ad? I have eyes of fire to match the spice and fire I bring to the bedroom. Sometimes I like to watch porn before or during sex. A guy with average looks and a mild attitude is just too too fun to corrupt. Can you play the innocent guy before I mess you all up? LOL. So, here I am!!
