Mocking Craigslist's Casual Encounters

December 9, 2009

Looking for a Pretty Amputee Lady

Looking for a clever, pretty woman who is missing a leg or an arm (or more.) I'm a nice guy, easy to look at and easy to talk to, 5'10", dark hair, dark eyes, not an adonis but in decent shape, and kind and attentive in and out of bed. Age 25-50 is fine, and I make an effort to stay ht/wt proportionate and expect the same. I am in town on business this week and anywhere in metro [city] is fine to meet, so let's have a pleasant night or two and see what happens! For just sex is fine, but warming up with dinner, drinks, and interesting conversation first would be better.
Legitimate replies don't need a pic but must tell me that you are actually an amputee.