Auguste clown seeks woman for gregarious sex

Me: Classically trained Auguste clown. I'm tall, impish, have gigantic feet and a rather obnoxious amount of curly, primary colored hair for you to get lost in. I'm terribly pale, but have very vibrant eyebrows and I'm always smiling.

You: Aren't afraid to laugh during sex; you LOVE makeup play; don't mind the use props in the bedroom and you are comfortable undressing a man in a full body jumpsuit. Looks aren't that important, but please have pictures to trade (I have plenty!). I know you're out there...

Full disclosure: I fuck like I perform (i.e., clumsy and awkward)