Wanna hakuna my tatas?

College student at [College] majoring in Biological Specializations seeks fwb to take my mind off the fact that I have no food. I was just sitting here thinking about how broke I am and wondering what I can do for entertainment that doesn't cost any money. Of course sex came to mind.

I just hope my stomach growling doesn't interrupt the festivities. Or - you know ... you could just FEED ME FIRST. I could really go for some Indian but hey, I'm not picky. Taco Bell works, too. What the hell, I am currently fantasizing about hitting a buffet.

As for me, I am a 28 y/o, hwp with 36EE. Age doesn't matter to me but I expect you to be ddfree like me.

Your pic gets mine. If you're cheap, don't bother replying. I know I'll be so grateful to be fed that I'll do anything your little heart desires. Unless I ate turkey. Then I'll fall asleep and we'll have to try again another time.

KIDDING! Sheesh. You people. ;)

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A little about me...I am a 47 year-old, divorced white professional, 6'3, 235#, with brown hair and eyes. I have a very easy-going personality, and a great sense of humor. You will find that you will be relaxed shortly after meeting me. I really am a very nice man.

Do yourself a favor...don't continue living with the sadness and frustration. Orgasm is not only physically pleasurable, it is also a wonderful emotional release as well. Send me a message if you would like more details. Serious inquiries only, please.

Looking for a Pretty Amputee Lady

Looking for a clever, pretty woman who is missing a leg or an arm (or more.) I'm a nice guy, easy to look at and easy to talk to, 5'10", dark hair, dark eyes, not an adonis but in decent shape, and kind and attentive in and out of bed. Age 25-50 is fine, and I make an effort to stay ht/wt proportionate and expect the same. I am in town on business this week and anywhere in metro [city] is fine to meet, so let's have a pleasant night or two and see what happens! For just sex is fine, but warming up with dinner, drinks, and interesting conversation first would be better.
Legitimate replies don't need a pic but must tell me that you are actually an amputee.

Lets fuck doggystyle while we watch KnightRider!

Im a handsome good looking funny dude and I was hoping that I could the something a little off the wall tonight. I love when I enter girl from behind and do her doggy-style. It feels so good when I am pounding her wet pussy with my 8.5 inch thick cock. But here is the kicker I want to do this while watching reruns of the Night Rider. I love when The car "Kit" talks to David Hasselhof and I want to be fucking when I here him say "Dont turn there Michael". I know that this may sound weird but I think it will really would be worth it. You see I am a very good lover, I have been told way too many times how well I know how to use my cock. I love to fuck and especially doggy-style. This could be the best sexual adventure you and I have ever had. I also think it would be col if I could balance a bowl of Ben and Jerrys ice cream on your back So I can have some tasty ice cream while we are fucking and watching Night Rider. If you are felling it I will feed you spoonfuls of the ice cream too. I know this sounds weird but its totally legit. I will make you cum a couple of times because of my cock size and my ability to stay hard after I cum. Ok I cant wait to here from you.

I miss Mardi Gras - Can you help?

Show me your breasts and I will send pics back of me! Want me to go first? Email me! We can see where it goes...lets have a little fun on Sunday night! :)

By the way, I am real, my response to your email might be short to start with to make sure you are also real!

Giant mushroom head

Giant guy, with giant cock. Need to dump my man juice.

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