Early Bird Gets The ..... :)

No huge expectations but I'm looking to meet up with someone and see what develops from there. I'm a straight, handsome, have a steady job, a degree, and isn't a mama's boy but I know how to play safe. Looking for today kinda thing since I don't have class tomorrow. Hoping to start this three day weekend with a bang ... literally :)

Wanna hakuna my tatas?

College student at [College] majoring in Biological Specializations seeks fwb to take my mind off the fact that I have no food. I was just sitting here thinking about how broke I am and wondering what I can do for entertainment that doesn't cost any money. Of course sex came to mind.

I just hope my stomach growling doesn't interrupt the festivities. Or - you know ... you could just FEED ME FIRST. I could really go for some Indian but hey, I'm not picky. Taco Bell works, too. What the hell, I am currently fantasizing about hitting a buffet.

As for me, I am a 28 y/o, hwp with 36EE. Age doesn't matter to me but I expect you to be ddfree like me.

Your pic gets mine. If you're cheap, don't bother replying. I know I'll be so grateful to be fed that I'll do anything your little heart desires. Unless I ate turkey. Then I'll fall asleep and we'll have to try again another time.

KIDDING! Sheesh. You people. ;)

Pussy Party in My Panties

Ok. I know this is a stupid idea and these things aren't really supposed to work or anything, but if I can't get laid tonight, what am I out by trying an ad? I have eyes of fire to match the spice and fire I bring to the bedroom. Sometimes I like to watch porn before or during sex. A guy with average looks and a mild attitude is just too too fun to corrupt. Can you play the innocent guy before I mess you all up? LOL. So, here I am!!