Mocking Craigslist's Casual Encounters
Showing posts with label david hasselhoff. Show all posts
Showing posts with label david hasselhoff. Show all posts
December 2, 2009
Lets fuck doggystyle while we watch KnightRider!
Im a handsome good looking funny dude and I was hoping that I could the something a little off the wall tonight. I love when I enter girl from behind and do her doggy-style. It feels so good when I am pounding her wet pussy with my 8.5 inch thick cock. But here is the kicker I want to do this while watching reruns of the Night Rider. I love when The car "Kit" talks to David Hasselhof and I want to be fucking when I here him say "Dont turn there Michael". I know that this may sound weird but I think it will really would be worth it. You see I am a very good lover, I have been told way too many times how well I know how to use my cock. I love to fuck and especially doggy-style. This could be the best sexual adventure you and I have ever had. I also think it would be col if I could balance a bowl of Ben and Jerrys ice cream on your back So I can have some tasty ice cream while we are fucking and watching Night Rider. If you are felling it I will feed you spoonfuls of the ice cream too. I know this sounds weird but its totally legit. I will make you cum a couple of times because of my cock size and my ability to stay hard after I cum. Ok I cant wait to here from you.
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)