Oral Report Envelope

The kink is providing you with an oral report. A thorough licking of the envelope.

Must be discreet, sane, clean. Once, or a regular rendezvous situation sought. Meet first to assess, a cup of joe on me. Civilized, educated, vgl male looking for a quality encounter. If you like this kind of attention, we might enjoy a coffee. Normal, smart, and sane, so the set up is important and the payoff delicious.

naked checkers

anyone game ?

i need to travel !

but do like to shed the threads, love to be free of fabric !

let's play

jay

Will You Get Under My WOOBIE With Me?

Since i was 4 years old ive always had a special blanket, which we call my woobie. Through my teenage years i have always wanted a girl to be under my woobie with me. sometimes i wake up with something extra special under my woobie if youre interested hit me up quick my woobies waiting ladies.

"Mom, will you teach me about girls?"

I met a girl at school who I like a lot. But I'm nervous because I'm still a virgin and I don't know what to do. Mom...could you teach me? Like, I don't know how to kiss. Or how to touch a girl. Or how to undress her. Or what I do when we're naked. And I know I'll be embarrassed because it makes me all excited and usually I try to hide that. Oh, please, Mom, please teach me.

I'm a tall, very attractive, well educated and well paid professional in my forties who thinks it would be seriously HOT to role play being your son. (I get aroused just typing this!)

Looking for something very discrete as I am attached.

Awkward Vacation Message

Unfortunately for you, I will be on vacation this week. Posts will resume in the new year. In the mean time, please shield your eyes from this misuse of a cherished national brand:

Jolly Green GiAnT???????
I'm looking to get my bean snapped by the jolly green giant, but I'll take his little buddy Sprout too if that's what you got to offer. I am no Ho HO Ho, but I am hot to go and looking for some fast action NOW.