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Showing posts with label happy holidays. Show all posts
Showing posts with label happy holidays. Show all posts

December 28, 2009

Awkward Vacation Message

Unfortunately for you, I will be on vacation this week. Posts will resume in the new year. In the mean time, please shield your eyes from this misuse of a cherished national brand:

Jolly Green GiAnT???????
I'm looking to get my bean snapped by the jolly green giant, but I'll take his little buddy Sprout too if that's what you got to offer. I am no Ho HO Ho, but I am hot to go and looking for some fast action NOW.

December 25, 2009

Merry Christmas from Must Be Hung!

For your Christmas present, I will spare you the horror of naked, fat Mrs. Claus. You're welcome.

looking for mrs. Santa

very honry little elf here looking for my big sexy mrs santa to have some fun with. While santa is busy getting ready for Christmas, let me sneak in and bury my face between your legs and give you what santa is too busy for these days. I know that there is a mrs santa out there that feel neglected at this time of year, let me come over and show you the attantion that you are not getting.