"Mom, will you teach me about girls?"

I met a girl at school who I like a lot. But I'm nervous because I'm still a virgin and I don't know what to do. Mom...could you teach me? Like, I don't know how to kiss. Or how to touch a girl. Or how to undress her. Or what I do when we're naked. And I know I'll be embarrassed because it makes me all excited and usually I try to hide that. Oh, please, Mom, please teach me.

I'm a tall, very attractive, well educated and well paid professional in my forties who thinks it would be seriously HOT to role play being your son. (I get aroused just typing this!)

Looking for something very discrete as I am attached.

AUDIT MY BOOKS BABY

I have a great idea for anyone who has any experience doing workers compensation audits. I've had this fantasy ever since I found out that workers comp is going to audit my books in 10 days. It starts with me and you meeting in some random place. There is an immediate sexual attraction but after speaking we find that the sexual attraction we feel is magnified by the knowledge of workers compensation audits you have and the need for workers compensation audits help that I have. The desire turns red and we must run to the car, speed to my place, get totally naked and have sex for hours. The best part is that it continues for 10 days and either before, during, or after each time, we work on preparing me for the audit. I eed a cold shower after even talking about it.

It's like an erotic business fairy tale.

If you have been having a similir fantasy and would want to discuss making it real, please get a hold of me right away. We could leave out the sex if it's a deal breaker for you but I hope you decide it's best played exacty as I desribed it. I'm so excited and can't wait to hear from you.

Misunderstood crazy seeks Bat suit FrEaK

ArE YoU sTiLl LaUgHiNg?!?!?
Horny clown guy seeks a thrill seeking jock in a bat suit for FUN !!

Mutual oral, cussing each other out as we roll in bed, and the floor, in the shower. I might let you put your cock in my ass or.. I might put my dick in your "bat cave"

Be White, Send pix . I will take pictures of my cock in your mouth and butt. wear your mask. I will wear my make-up.

Robin can join in too. I will tie him to a chair. Lick his boy wonder hole, then jerk him off as he cums in my face.

"Let's Put a Cock in that ass!"

-- Joker