Top 5 Craigslist Euphemisms for Money

nurse neeeded for cleansing

i need a nurse to come by weekly and give me a good colon cleaning, flush me out real good. Then we can play in the shower, or somewhere else. this isnt scat play, i just need to feel fresh.

i would return the favor. then i would take care of any need you have.. extra points if you have a real nurses uniform or scrubs. I'm not a doctor but we could play doctor. do you need an exam?

Early Bird Gets The ..... :)

No huge expectations but I'm looking to meet up with someone and see what develops from there. I'm a straight, handsome, have a steady job, a degree, and isn't a mama's boy but I know how to play safe. Looking for today kinda thing since I don't have class tomorrow. Hoping to start this three day weekend with a bang ... literally :)

Help me find out if my man is cheating

I think my man is fucking other woman or maybe other man... He is a plumber and go out on calls all day and night to other people homes. Can you call him out and find out if he is cheating on me. Test him for me. I really need to know. If you have a better idea please let me know....

Im me at [Address] AT [server].com

Oral Report Envelope

The kink is providing you with an oral report. A thorough licking of the envelope.

Must be discreet, sane, clean. Once, or a regular rendezvous situation sought. Meet first to assess, a cup of joe on me. Civilized, educated, vgl male looking for a quality encounter. If you like this kind of attention, we might enjoy a coffee. Normal, smart, and sane, so the set up is important and the payoff delicious.

naked checkers

anyone game ?

i need to travel !

but do like to shed the threads, love to be free of fabric !

let's play

jay

Will You Get Under My WOOBIE With Me?

Since i was 4 years old ive always had a special blanket, which we call my woobie. Through my teenage years i have always wanted a girl to be under my woobie with me. sometimes i wake up with something extra special under my woobie if youre interested hit me up quick my woobies waiting ladies.

"Mom, will you teach me about girls?"

I met a girl at school who I like a lot. But I'm nervous because I'm still a virgin and I don't know what to do. Mom...could you teach me? Like, I don't know how to kiss. Or how to touch a girl. Or how to undress her. Or what I do when we're naked. And I know I'll be embarrassed because it makes me all excited and usually I try to hide that. Oh, please, Mom, please teach me.

I'm a tall, very attractive, well educated and well paid professional in my forties who thinks it would be seriously HOT to role play being your son. (I get aroused just typing this!)

Looking for something very discrete as I am attached.