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January 18, 2010

nurse neeeded for cleansing

i need a nurse to come by weekly and give me a good colon cleaning, flush me out real good. Then we can play in the shower, or somewhere else. this isnt scat play, i just need to feel fresh.


i would return the favor. then i would take care of any need you have.. extra points if you have a real nurses uniform or scrubs. I'm not a doctor but we could play doctor. do you need an exam?