Mocking Craigslist's Casual Encounters

November 29, 2009

Handsome Exec In Sexless Marriage Seeks Partner For Secret Trysts

I'm 46 yrs old, 6 ft tall, good looking, very fit and athletic. I work professionally in [city]. I'm stuck in a passionless marriage with no sex life. I have an extremely high sex drive, but I'm not the sort of guy to see escorts and masturbation just isn't cutting it. After years of sexual frustration, I've decided its time for me to seek an outlet for my needs. I'm taking a chance and posting here in hopes of meeting an attractive woman, married or single, who understands my situation and has her own needs for a discreet physical relationship and friendship that won't blow up either of our lives. Please be attractive and fit (sorry, I like feminine curves, but if you describe yourself as "curvy" that seems to be code for overweight, not my type.....). I hope this grows into a unique friendship, so I value intelligence, a sense of humor and, of course, the discretion to handle this sort of thing. If you're as nervous as I am about meeting someone this way, then you're just what I'm looking for! Non-smoker is a must. Daytimes or evenings, whatever works best for you. So if you're the sort of woman who's erotic needs are unsatisfied, and if your friends and family would never believe you're reading CL, I hope you reply. Let's exchange a few emails and maybe meet someplace discreetly for coffee or drinks, then see if it makes sense to continue.....Life's too short, let's grab this chance and explore together...